WORLD'S WORST DETECTIVE

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ME NO AM BATZARRO, WORLD’S WORST DETECTIVE. WHO YOU NOT?

2 years ago + 253,927 notes

regeneratingdegenerate:

bizarredetective replied to your post: LIVEPUDDLE HOW YOU? BAD I DESPAIR! MY DAY HAS BEEN TERRIBLE INDEED.

BE MEAN TO BIZARRO! I NOT KILL YOU.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LISTEN TO BIZARRO #1. HE IS A TRUTHFUL WOMAN!



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thesecondrobin:

You guys

you guys

all my hopes and dreams

they’re coming true

WHY YOU LIKE BATZARRO?!



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secondworst:

bizarrono1:

WHO THIS LADY, BATZARRO?

I’m not a —

> FUCK THIS SHIT. just gonna facepalm.

LADY IS BLUE MASK. SHE IS MY DAUGHTER.



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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

ME INANIMAE, ME NOT REAL.

2 years ago + 7 notes

crumpetsandcrackers:

bizarredetective:

crumpetsandcrackers:

You passed nursery.

Me no go to nursery. Me no like trees.

I bet you like turtles though!

Batzarro like turtles.

fledgedfirst:

OK, I get the opposite thing. Truly, I do. 

But the caveman talk? What did connectives ever do to you for you to neglect them so much?

……

ME NOT BATZARRO, WORLD’S WORST DETECTIVE!